I blog, therefore I am

Technology kills me.. I am here because because everyone else's here.. I hate typing.. Writing with pen - fountain pen is more fun.. I still like Chelpark and my Hero pen.. The only problem is that I don't find Chelpark anywhere anymore.. I also don't find Hero pen anywhere anymore.. I have the pen but the nib is broken.. People are simply refusing to repair it.. To add up to my problem Berty has lost the cover of the pen.. I do have a Waterman and Lamy and Scheaffer.. And believe me these are wonderful pens.. So why am I here.. Its probably I can not put two dots after each statement after all statements.. Just two dots.. Neither one nor three.. Only two.. One dot indicates end of statement.. Two dots indicate something more needs to be told.. Three dots are too much.. Either indicates complete end of statement - over and out kinds or a lot needs to be told.. Two is just perfect.. Anyway (mind you, not anyways with an S), I just love this invention of Bill Gates.. MS word.. Somehow I always end up thinking that everything related to computer is invention of Bill Gates.. So I am because I blog - so am here.. This is not so good as I blog, therefore I am - which is actually a bad copy of Rene Descartes - I think, therefore I am.. I know I am not making sense.. I dont want to make any sense in the first place.. Two, things which dont make sense are like outliers in data.. Outliers can be useful though.. Outliers make more sense when you slice and dice data.. Anyway (without an extra s), blogging will continue - I think..